THE SIMPSONS NEWS

My slow decent into madness continues. I can feel my sanity slipping away. Perhaps it’s the fact that I haven’t seen my daughter awake since last Sunday morning. Or perhaps it’s that I only spend three hour a day awake in my house (one hour from the moment I wake up in the morning to the moment I get home and two hours from when I get home from work to when I go to sleep. Sometimes I spend one of those hours washing dishes or doing laundry.). The fact that it’s been raining hard these last couple of days doesn’t help.

I thought perhaps if I could hold on until this Friday (since that is the deadline for the Univeral Studios Simpsons ride) I would be okay but alas (or perhaps hurray?) My last day at work will be the 30^th of this month. Now I know I’m most assuredly doomed. The talking frog that lives under my scene folders has told me so. He also wanted to write an article on my blog but I told him he couldn’t because he’s wearing oven mitts. Instead, I let him draw the blog drawing for the week.

Who knew working on the Universal Studios Simpsons ride was as madness inducing as looking upon Great Cthulhu himself.

MY WEEK

It’s lunch time and I’m at work at my desk typing this in Open Office. I tend to do this with all my posts, then I transfer them to my blog when I’m going to publish it (I hope I can get this up by at least Friday). I’m really tired and I’d like to read a comic book but I think this will do me more good then just reading. I had a lot of plans for this blog post but I didn’t really get a lot of time to pull it off. I might not get enough next week either. One of the things I was thinking of writing was a “Superman is better than Batman” thing but I just wasn’t very into it. I then started writing about why I like Superman but then that turned into writing about Superman Returns, Smallville, the  Superman cartoon, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Superman comics, Superman and Moral Virtue and each one of those subjects became it’s own separate essay, so that didn’t work. I wrote a lot too, I knew I was a Superman geek but SHEESH! I might eventually finish those but I can’t right now. It’s too much work, I don’t have any time and I’m slowly going insane.

The only thing that survived my attempt is the blog drawing for this week. Please excuse the crudeness of some of the jokes. It was written and drawn by an oven mitt wearing frog that lives under my scene folders. Enjoy your stay on my island.

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